(here) -- referring to this
... and Craig *still* doesn't get it...
P.S. earlier he though he was doing a great job as a volunteer waiter ("If someone spilled their drink last night, I'd rush in with a refill"), until someone who had been present set him straight...("The visual concept of you rushing anywhere makes me giggle ...")
P.P.S. he appears to be delusional on so many levels... D.